Okay, to be fair, I think that street intersection is actually Jackson, but Seuss has such a way with words, it's hard to top that line.... so ..... yeah anyway.
O...
OM....
OM with a CAPITOL G!!!!
I don't know that I have laughed this hard in a long long time.
It was one of those laughs where you cry, and possibly develop the hiccups just because you are laughing so hard!
Today.... today I saw it. One of the most..... epic things I have ever seen!
Imagine if you will, a Hillbilly, hick, country bumpkin. The type that has the long snaggle tooth that he runs his tongue down as he says "Heh, your sure is purdy." . The type that wears a mesh belly tank in summer not because it's hot outside, but because it's hot, as in uber attractive, and has a mullet that's getting a little thin in the front so he wears a baseball cap at all times. The type that can nail a fly at 50 paces with the spit from his chew. The one that has the beat up huge gas guzzling Ford truck with the odd plastic purple McDonald's Grimace glued on as a hood ornament. Okay... you with me?
Now.... imagine this guy, Billy Joe Jim Bob, jammin, and I mean 'shaking his truck he's so into it' jammin, to NSYNC's: 'It's gonna be me'. And least you think that perhaps it was a random song on the radio, oh no! It was a cd, I heard the next song starting!! And he was still dancing!
It was glorious! Simply one of the most elegant things I've seen!
I think I might have peed a little I was laughing so hard. And let me tell you it's hard to laugh that hard and try to look like you aren't. I mean, the dude clearly was enjoying himself, and who am I to detract from such a simple pleasure?
If only, ah if only I could have captured on film. I would be entering it right now to AOTS's around the net. It was too die for!
Side note, I can't actually say the guy wears mesh shirts, or has a receding hair line, or says purdy, or can preform the spit/fly trick, I can only speculate. BUT the rest of the story? All true! Allllll gloriously true!!
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my face hurts.
is that good.... or bad?
depends on how you feel about pain. Glad you had a good laugh!
I thought maybe you meant you laughed so much that your face hurt.
Awesomeness!
welllll, I smiled so much that my face hurt.
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